Tickld shares 21 of the best one liner jokes. Some of my favorites are:
4. I, for one, like Roman numerals.
7. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
16. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Read the full list at 21 Best One-Liner Jokes. #15 Is Just Evil.